Pet Peeves

I need a moment to bitch about everything and everyone. Some things in no particular order:

• Go the speed limit or faster. Seriously, it's Texas people. Speed limits are a suggestion- go the fuck faster.
• Don't talk during movies. I don't care if it's in public or at someone's house, just shut your face and watch.
• Don't chew with your mouth open, smack when you chew, or talk with your mouth full (unless you cover with your hand, I can accept that).
• It's liBRARY, not liBERRY. You can't eat it.
• ASK, not AXE.
• Seen verses saw. 
• Your, not UR. Also, your is vastly different than you're.
• Definite and defiant are not interchangeable. 
• Angry birds. I don't know why, I just do.
• Jersey Shore, 16 and pregnant, and any reality show vaguely like that. 
• Religious zealots. It doesn't matter which religion, don't cram it down my throat. If I have questions about yours, I'll ask. Likewise, if you have questions about mine, I'll answer. I have a religion; you have one. Congrats and go away.
• Vanity plates. Way to be a douche.
• Bumper stickers. I hate them almost as much as vanity plates. I'm not sure why on that one either.
• Homophobes. I'm straight, but I have several gay friends that are fantastic people.
• Don't tell me the end of books.
• Don't break spines of books. Also don't fold a lot of pages. A few is fine, but if it's every few pages, get a damn bookmark.
• Saying gay or retarded instead of shitty or terrible.
• The words fag, pussy, or cunt. I felt uncomfortable typing them, honestly.
• If people don't hold the door open for someone else- especially for old people or women with children/strollers. I judge very strongly on that. If a person doesn't say thank you to the person holding the door (especially if it's me).
• Joan Rivers, Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Cruise and Jimmy Fallon. I'm not fond of Katie Holmes.
• Twilight and Stephanie Meyers.
• Twilight fans. Go die please.
• People who are mean to waiter(esses) for no reason.
• Girls dressing like sluts.
• Kim Kardashian

I'm not an angry person. I'm sick, so everything that irritates me is coming out full swing. It's like every 2 weeks I get sick, better, sick, better, sick... 

Alright, I'm done ranting. I'm going to go die now.