Here are some gems from the past:
penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
I love cheese (later adding) I now realize I have a fetish for cheese. I need help
taking a bath, poured a ton of jello mix in the water. Yolo
I like big butts and I can not lie. *sigh*
ass ass ass ass 0-okp[,ljo[pi;'][;po,l;o[l;[o (me trying to get the computer back)
chillin on a mountain of cocaine sippin on some malt liqa- feeling sexy
kicking a cat is great way to release anger
selling tea today, might try selling drugs tonight
big booty bitches are my kind of bitches
just shaved the hairs under my feet, feelin good
the cow says moo motherfucker
This has been happening increasingly over the past few months. I fought it and deleted the terrible ones, but I've given up almost entirely. The funny/sad part is now my friends can pick out the ones he's been writing. They either immediately ask if it was him or tell me I really need to log out of facebook.
He says it "makes me more interesting."
Asshat.
He's changed my cover photo twice. The first time:
aaaaaand here's the second one:
He thinks he's so funny. I need to hit him the next time I see him.
Another jerkwad "friend" at work (who regularly uses my phone to play songs on youtube) also posted a status.
I shat in the corner of the room... just thought everyone needed to know that. :-)
I give up.
